i smell like pee and vomit

i smell like pee and vomit,
no need to wonder why.
i have a toddler and a newborn,
why even dare to try

to take a shower or to clean
the smell and stench of rear.
when in an hour or a few
it will again appear.

i smell like pee and vomit,
the little one just wretched
the entire contents of my breast
upon me now i’m drenched.

i smell like pee and vomit,
oh yeah and also poop.
the littlest one goes ten times a day,
a lovely yellow soup.

a smell like buttered popcorn,
and of vinegar fills the air.
until i realize that my firstborn
added his fair share

of urine and of excrement,
oh such a lovely smell.
like living in a barn,
or perhaps like living hell.

with smelly pigs and cows and chickens,
that’s how i now must live.
among the wild animals
to whom the care i give.


4 thoughts on “i smell like pee and vomit

  1. You. Are. HILARIOUS!!!!! Just found your blog for the first time today, and I am laughing like crazy. Especially at the fireman post and this one. Keep up the writing, you are great!

    • Thank you so much! Life has been a little crazy with two kids, but I plan to start writing again soon. If you haven’t already, you should subscribe to receive an email every time I write a new post. Thanks so much for writing! 🙂

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